remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
Baby Nala plying with a ribbon
Leaked Sailor Moon transformation sequence
The Enemy of Thedas [x]
Jazz hands intensifies
ouran text posts part 4. (parts 1-3 here.)
hands down, THE BEST ONE
I want to draw but that means I have to draw
CONFESSION: I had a dream where I was at some convention watching David Gaider formally announce Chef Gordon Ramsey as the voice of the male Inquisitor for the next game
"This stew is so bad even a Fereldan wouldn’t eat it!"
"You put so many peppers in this, fucking Javaris wants your recipe!"
"That steak is perfectly cooked…FOR BLOOD MAGIC!!!"
"This soup is colder than winter at Ostagar."
"This steak is so burnt that the Chantry’s building statues of it."
"The seasoning is so dull I thought it was one of the Tranquil."
“Have you put deathroot in this?”
"This quail is so bloody; is that Arl Howe in the kitchen?"
"These noodles are as greasy and slippery as a merchant-born."
"This kitchen is so filthy, Oghren wouldn’t go near it."
"This meat is so dull and gray I thought I was back in Denerim."
"This dragonsteak is burnt.”
"This quail is so raw, Shale’s still trying to stomp it!"
"This dish is as cold as Winter’s Breath!"
"Andraste’s Ashes couldn’t save this fucking dish!"
"Did you let fucking Alistair cook this for you?!"
"This dish would be perfect, if you served it to a Tevinter Magister!"
"Even the demons of gluttony wouldn’t touch this!"
"Even Varic couldn’t bullshit enough to make this meal appealing!"
"This dish is so tainted, the fucking Wardens can sense it!"
"This dish is bloodier than Highever Castle!"
"Morrigan actually approves of this poison you’ve made!"
"Alrik wouldn’t even serve this to a Mage!"
"Did Anders help you collect this shit?!"
"Congratulations! The Templars are trying to annul the God damn kitchen after this disaster!"
i absolutely love reaching that point in a character’s development where you are no longer creating them but instead it’s like you’re getting to know them
COMMISSIONS, PEOPLE, COME GET ‘EM! (pls)
Now that I’m fresh (dropped) out of school, I’ve decided to open some 3D commissions to try and make some money for myself until I manage to find a stable source of income.
dust town girls rock ♥